Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Believe It or Not

Believe it or not

Gracie has rolled herself up in this comforter.
She puts herself to bed at about dark thirty
every night.
We believe she is a dachshund, dressed in a pit bull costume...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bad Dog

I thought we had moved beyond this stage.


I thought wrong.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

King Bill


Bring me Cheerios and yogurt, serf! And turn on the Lassie channel!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Viscous Dogs. Exactly what do you mean?

We have a septic system and employ a company to inspect the system 3 times per year in order to satisfy the requirements of the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality (TCEQ). In looking over the contract they sent to us, I was struck by this sentence: "Unhindered access (viscous dogs, locked gates, etc) to the system is the responsibility of the User/Homeowner."

Viscous means "having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid". I don't think I should be responsible for viscous dogs. The TCEQ might ought to be notified regarding viscous dogs. That sounds like failure in the environmental quality.

Just saying...